What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 08:19
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is Opec+ up to? - Financial Times
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
How NASA Plans To Deal With Death In Space - Jalopnik
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Death threats to Astros pitcher Lance McCullers Jr. came from "overseas" resident - NBC Sports
Just Forget it!
So they tried
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Rents fall in most U.S. metros since 2023 as demand struggles to keep up with supply - Seeking Alpha
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How far does good behavior take you in a prison?
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Tesla is forced to remove 64 Superchargers on NJ Turnpike, Musk claims ‘corruption’ - Electrek
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Kelp forest collapse alters food web and energy dynamics in the Gulf of Maine - Phys.org
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Wrongly deported Kilmar Abrego Garcia returning to U.S. to face criminal charges - Axios
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.