Logo

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 08:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

Should parents be allowed to bring children into R-rated movies? What are the potential consequences of doing so?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

Which race of women are the hottest?

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

What is the meaning of xx in texting?

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

United Switches Off Starlink Internet on Regional Jets After Static Problem - WSJ

So they tried

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

Scientists Stunned by Evidence of Ancient Birds Nested in the Arctic - The Daily Galaxy

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Ive been pretending to be okay and acting as normal as possible, but Im actually completely heartbroken after a recent breakup. Its painful and really affecting me, to the point where I cant concentrate at work, Ive lost my appetite, I cant sleep, and It feels as if my whole world has been turned upside down. I loved him so much. He said so many cruel things to me and it made me realize he must not have loved me the way I loved him, or he wouldnt have said such horrible things. How do I handle the heartbreak and why cant I accept that he didnt love me and just forget about him?

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Navigating some of the thorny questions of estate planning - NPR

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

American Airlines sent a plane from the US to Italy that was too big for its destination airport and wasn't allowed to land - Business Insider

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Indiana Pacers assistant Lloyd Pierce taking lessons for next opportunity as head coach - Andscape

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Here's What To Expect From A New COVID Variant Going Around - BuzzFeed

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Does the pro-choice movement realise that all the money used to subside abortions can be used to subsidize daycare and other financial support for single mothers with unplanned pregnancies?

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Chart Industries and Flowserve Corporation to Combine in All-Stock Merger of Equals, Creating a Differentiated Leader in Industrial Process Technologies - Business Wire