What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 00:09

Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
What should I do to stop being angered easily?
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why are so many young teenage boys misogynistic? Where do they get these attitudes from?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What was your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction in public?
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
—
No go.
What do you think of Tesla's Model Y coming in ninth among electric cars sales in Europe?
No, not a chance
Still no good.
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read