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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 08:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is Opec+ up to? - Financial Times

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

How NASA Plans To Deal With Death In Space - Jalopnik

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Death threats to Astros pitcher Lance McCullers Jr. came from "overseas" resident - NBC Sports

Just Forget it!

So they tried

Rents fall in most U.S. metros since 2023 as demand struggles to keep up with supply - Seeking Alpha

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How far does good behavior take you in a prison?

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Why do siblings (or other close relatives) stop visiting each other as they grow older? Why does this happen with so many people nowadays?

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Eastern District of Virginia | U.S. Government seizes approximately 145 criminal marketplace domains - Department of Justice (.gov)

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Tesla is forced to remove 64 Superchargers on NJ Turnpike, Musk claims ‘corruption’ - Electrek

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Kelp forest collapse alters food web and energy dynamics in the Gulf of Maine - Phys.org

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

Wrongly deported Kilmar Abrego Garcia returning to U.S. to face criminal charges - Axios

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

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